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Ready, go!
Hi there! You're watching "Hayate no Gotoku!"
It's been three years since the last TV series,
I can't lift this.
and one year since the movie.
I made it!
Tonight, the new TV series finally starts!
Together, we three can do it!
Ready, go!
The creators put their all into this show,
We did it!
Hey guys! It's been a while!
so that fans of the manga and previous series are satisfied,
What're you doing, Yukiji?
And you call yourself a teacher?
and any new fans, too.
You're so cruel, Katsura!
Please sit back and enjoy the show.
Ow! Ow! Sorry! Sorry!
Well then, here's night one of
Ayasaki! Ayasaki!
Hayate no Gotoku: "Can't Take My Eyes Off You."
Help me, Ayasaki! They're being mean!
Coming right up!
Why, you...
Gonna die...
I'm gonna die.
At this rate,
someone's gonna find the body of an unidentified beauty
in the Nevada Desert.
You too?
You're a thief, too?
That's mine!
You dare steal from me, you dumb cactus?
Give it back! Give me back my hankie!
I see. So a stupid cactus is gonna make me get serious.
You're certainly going to regret—
Hot! I burned my hand!
It's in my eyes! My eyes! Ouch!
Hayate!
He's not coming.
After all, he's not even my butler anymore.
It's been nine months since I became Lady Nagi's butler.
Milady!
It's already noon!
It's time to wake up.
Milady!
It's already noon, Milady.
What do you want? It's the crack of dawn...
No, it's already noon.
See?
Even if you do that, it's not going to turn back time.
Ugh, stop bothering me, Hayate!
Can't I sleep in on my day off?
I let you sleep until noon, didn't I?
Shut up!
Stupid Hayate! Idiot!
Hurry and get dressed, Milady.
Are you trying to kill me?
It won't kill you to wake up at noon.
Honestly...
Hello? This is the Sanzenin residence.
...the police?
The rain of punishment and sin pours down
and you accept your solitude
Fight back so it won't overwhelm you
and swear to me you will live through the morrow
Though evil leads us all astray,
you have the strength brush it away,
so remind yourself of that and break through your despair
Rays of light burst through the sky
Suirenji Ruka's new album, Gospel, is now on sale.
Suirenji Ruka
Gospel
Suirenji Ruka
Gospel
Awaken
Live performance coming to Las Vegas!
I can't believe it's the end of September.
Isn't there anything fun going on, Hayate?
I keep telling you, Milady...
If you lie like that,
I can see your underwear.
You're a girl, so try to have a little dignity. Do you understand?
Leave me alone.
And if you keep telling yourself everything's boring,
it'll make even truly fun things seem boring.
You say that, but...
We did so much over the summer.
Now that it's over,
it's like there's a big hole in my heart.
Milady...
So to fill this hole in my heart,
I stay up late, playing games, reading manga,
and watching anime, then crash.
I know all I do is play games, read manga, watch anime, and crash,
but I can't help it.
Maybe to you, it looks like I'm just loafing around, but in reality...
There's no other way it could look.
I wish you'd be more active.
At this rate, you won't have the energy to finish your hectic second semester.
No worries.
I'll just stay home from school then.
I'll take charge of my fall break...
This isn't good.
If this continues, the already useless Lady Nagi
will become an even more useless loser.
I have to stop it before that happens!
I'm so bored I'm getting dizzy.
But how?
I wonder if there's anything good on TV.
A shining, unidentified flying object approaches
Area 51, Nevada
An unidentified flying object was spotted in Nevada's Area 51!
Special Report
appears!?
We'll uncover the mystery!
Yaoi is on it!
We interviewed military personnel.
Did you actually see the UFO?
Yes, I did.
There's no way you'd find a Countach in the desert.
It had to be a UFO.
Our information wasn't wrong!
I can't believe these shows are still on TV.
They put so much effort into such—
There's a mysterious place called Area 51 in America...
Huh?
Oh, Milady is smart enough to skip grades and attend high school early,
but she's argumentative and forgetful.
She is still only 13.
Although this UFO story is cliché,
Footage of an alien autopsy?!
it's new to Milady.
Nagi!
Milady, Maria is calling you.
It can wait!
I'm busy watching this investigative TV show!
Please, hurry!
I received a call from the Nevada Police Department.
Huh?
What?
Your late father's belongings?
Yeah.
They want me to visit America and confirm whether the stuff they found
actually belonged to my father.
Can't they send it to you?
Um... They said no 'cause the items might break if shipped,
and they aren't entirely sure the stuff was his.
Nevada
Security's tight at the Nevada Police Department.
Milady, who was your father?
Supposedly, he died in a car accident near Las Vegas just before I was born.
Nevada
We never met, so I don't have any memories of him.
I don't even know what his last words were.
Area 51
I can't believe they said they'd get rid of his belongings
if you didn't pick them up within 10 days.
You do have school...
What are you saying?
There are more important things than school!
Huh?
I have to see if my father really loved me.
Area 51
After this, how could I focus on school or studying?
Area 51
Sounds like...
...she's making excuses.
Although I've never known him,
I need to find out whether my father loved me!
I've never cared before,
but now I have to know!
I must leave right away.
Forget school! Off to America!
And if we have time,
She couldn't care less about her father.
let's check out the aliens at Area 51!
Totally, if we have time!
I wonder what her father left behind.
Well...
Photos of a lover would be tragic, wouldn't it?
M-Maria...
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I think I'm going to start writing posts in 140 characters.
Oh, yes. What a brilliant idea.
But you're too late, Isumi!
I am already posting in 140 characters!
What? You're already posting in 140 characters, Mother?
And my account name is GaGa!
GaGa?
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And what exactly is mother, alias Miss GaGa, posting about?
Mostly, just gripes about...
raising children!
Gripes about raising children?
"So tired of my daughter's stupid questions." Send!
Send?
What do you mean, I can't go to America?
I didn't say that.
I said I'm against you leaving now,
when school starts in two days.
Look at the calendar.
You can go during Silver Week.
There's no need to skip school.
What?
It means much more if we go during school!
That's precisely what you shouldn't do.
What does Hayate think?
What about you, Hayate?
Don't you want to skip school and go to America?
Um... I...
Hayate.
Don't spoil her too much.
Uh... Maria does have a point.
Um, where are you going, Milady?
I'm leaving.
Huh?
I can't be a hermit in a house full of people who want me at school!
I'll be a hermit somewhere else!
What? What are you saying, Milady?
Shut up!
I'm bound for this world's Gandhara,
a land of freeloaders and hermits!
That is a land where you mustn't tread.
I'm leaving this house! Don't follow me!
W-Wait, Milady!
It'll be a disaster if you get kidnapped again!
Please don't come home too late.
Milady! Wait, Milady!
So you had nowhere to run but here.
But...
Stop being selfish.
Don't make those two worry.
W-What?
You only realize the importance of something after it's gone.
Haven't you already learned that?
They'll run out of patience and then you'll lose them.
You're so meddlesome...
It's been dangerous around here lately, so be careful on your way home!
As if Chiharu understands anything...
Gyokusai Park
I know!
Since I'm in Akiba,
I'll buy some games or something and head back.
I saw a few things I wanted.
I might as well...
Oh!
I ran out the door
and left my money and cell phone behind.
I do have this in my pocket,
but I wonder how much is left?
Just 170 yen... I can barely get...
No! What'd I just buy?
I really don't wanna drink this!
What to do, what to do? I can't even get home...
I guess I'd better calm down and drink it.
Oh no.
It's getting dark.
And it's supposedly dangerous around here.
There you are, Milady.
Haya—
W-What is it?
You betrayed me earlier, you betrayer!
"Betrayer"? Oh, come on.
In any case, Maria's waiting.
Let's go home together.
Like I'd accept help from a betrayer!
M-Milady!
If you want me to go home with you,
you have to drink all of my Super Spicy Red Bean Drink!
What? This thing?
That's right. If you can drink it,
I suppose I could go home with you.
But why in the world would you buy this?
Seriously.
I just can't understand how the wealthy think,
Ayasaki Hayate.
You are?
An enemy? A friend?
A mysterious woman. Otherwise known as...
Princess Camelia!
Are you lost?
D-Don't you touch my head!
I-It's rude!
I'm sorry, you're just so short that I...
Now, where did you come from?
Don't crouch down to talk to me!
Don't relax your guard, Ayasaki Hayate!
You relax, but danger is upon you!
Just look!
This is the part where I save the girl
and seize the treasure as my reward...
Oh!
The pitiful kidnapped princess.
And the knight who protects the princess.
The one who is most important to him...
has been taken.
But what, exactly, does it mean?
The insolent ones have yet to realize...
the fatal mistake they have made.
It's a one way ticket to Hell.
No one may come into contact with it.
Doing so...
incurs its wrath.
Oh no. What a pitiable lady.
There must be a reason behind this kidnapping.
I'm sure they're hoping to exchange her for some huge reward.
Or something.
Like, for example, a treasure handed down throughout the Sanzenin family...
I'm borrowing this bicycle.
What? You can't have it!
Besides, you have to hear me out!
What?
Then you can come with me.
Hey, hey! Let me go!
Quiet!
Talk and I bite your tongue.
It's all gone according to plan.
All right, bro!
Wow. This really brings me back...
Huh, she's really calm.
Well, I'm kind of used to it.
Anyway, do you have your seat belts on?
What? Why?
Well, um...
It's dangerous.
W-What was that?
It's Hayate.
Huh?
No matter what happens,
if I call for him, he'll save me.
He's my butler.
He's Ayasaki Hayate.
Ugh! Damn!
Hey, bro!
He's still chasing us!
Did we lose him?
I don't see him, bro!
In front of you.
Dammit. Bro!
Bro!
This is bad...
Don't come any closer, you monster!
Come any closer...
and I'll...
You really don't hold back, huh?
Are you hurt,
Milady?
So who's the shorty over there?
Such humiliation... Humiliation...
I'm sorry. Are you all right?
A-Ayasaki Hayate!
Just you remember... You'll definitely pay for this!
What's going on?
Well...
Why don't we...
go home?
Okay.
We're home!
Welcome back! Oh my!
She fell asleep?
Um, yeah.
If she sleeps until morning,
she won't be late for school.
That's right.
But anyway... Who's that?
What?
Me?
I'm Tsugumi Ruri.
Sanzenin Nagi's...
little sister!
I suffer from the dry and barren heart in my own chest
Whatever happens is mere whim
You live in the moment, blissfully,
and far too full of joy and freedom
With every second my sins, though pure, amass
Penetrate me, and force me if you must
I will smile like an angel,
sweeter than ever before,
and try to ensnare you with my love
Soon I shall repent the dawn of my sinful love
I'll let purity guide me,
and with my holy soul
I want to embrace you
Katsura!
So! How did you like
You dead?
night one of Hayate no Gotoku!?
She's dead.
The storyline will be ramping up next week, so...
I'm not dead!
Shut up!
Look forward to it!